when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
watching a kid in class sass the teacher
*son comes home crying after a hard day of bullying*
well son, you know what they say; “dont get butt hurt if your get memed on”